Fuelling the Modern Man

The world reacts to Donald Trump becoming 45th US President

It’s safe to say not everybody is happy with the result…

Josh Butler
Published 9th November 2016

In case you somehow missed it, the world’s most powerful country have chosen their 45th President – and for some inexplicable reason they chose to grab the election by the pussy.

Despite polling indications suggesting Hillary Clinton was on course to take the White House, Donald Trump triumphed, gaining the 270 seats needed to begin his first term and pulling off one of the biggest shocks in modern political history.

But now the Father of the Oompa Loompas has guaranteed power, what does it actually mean for ordinary citizens of the United States? Fortunately, plenty of them took to social media to tell us exactly how!

The apocalypse has begun

There was the distinct feeling across America that Trump’s victory has brought the country to the brink of the breakdown of society as we know it. Grab your pitchforks!

Let’s spare a thought for the people of Mexico.

“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

Who’d have thought that, apart from being a businessman, TV star and politician, Donald Trump was also a bricklayer with excellent rates?

Just remember: anyone can be President

Don’t let your lack of experience prevent you from running, you hear. Who says to actually have to know what you’re talking about when you launch your bid to lead the world’s most powerful nation? No one, that’s who!

If you’re a woman – run.

“When you’re a star, you can grab women by the pussy…anything.”

You just elected this man your President, America. Not all of you, granted, but half of you! A man who thinks sexual assault is a cracking pass-time and who defended this quote by claiming it was just “locker room banter”.

Try and look on the bright side…